Wed. September 15, 2004 12:00 AM
by Liz Staten
G’day mate and thanks for joining us again this month for the guided tour!
As we know sexual pleasure is everyone’s right at birth, so let’s star this month with a look at the wide wonderful world of vibrators. There really are so many extravagant and astonishing sex toys out there. But sometimes you really just can’t beat a timeless vibrator. Battery-operated vibrators are probably the most well-known type of sex toy. They're reasonably priced which can be a lure for many sexy ladies like yourselves. They are also handy and portable and offer a more gentle vibration for those who find plug-in vibrators a bit overpowering. So if the Hitachi Magic Wand of last month was too wet and wild for you, don’t give up on Toygasm here, just try something else. Try one of our choices for this month. There are basically three kinds of the straightforward battery operated vibrators; Classic and Innovative and as some call them, “twice as nice”.
Let’s start with the sleek and sexy round tip classic vibrator. The Poseidon Vibe ($24.00 from goodvibes.com) is a great example of a decently priced classic and simple vibrator. With its slender and genuine shape it is both tempting and comfortable. It also features humanlike veins for a heightened sensation and a contoured head for comfortable insertion. This toy even has one added plus, it’s WATERPROOF! So it’s great for someone who wants something to take with them in the bath that won’t give up and can keep on giving even in the hot water and the steam. It is about 7" long and 1 3/8" in diameter. There are many more simple classic vibes that go up and down in price, you just need to find what works for you and then explore. So grab a girlfriend (or just your own hand) and start discovering new territories! (Giggle)
By the way…I give this toy 3 screaming orgasms! Ohhhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
Next we have something from the innovative side of the street. These toys are untamed. These toys are bizarre. But mostly these toys are helping women reach orgasms in all kinds of new ways! My second pick is a rather normal thing being used in a rather un-normal place. The Lipstick Vibe ($25.00) is not only impressive, powerful, and oh-so-nice but it also is easy to hide (or in my case misplace) because, as its namesake, it does indeed look just like a tub of lipstick. With a silver tub and a fake pink “lipstick”, this one if its kind vibe is about to become your signature color! Just turn the bottom, as if trying to raise the lipstick and you will feel a gentle yet incredible vibrating sensation. Hell, it works wonders for me.
I give this toy 4 outstanding orgasms! Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh
***I do have one word of warning for you though. If you would normal never be caught dead wearing lipstick (which is my case) and your mother comes over and gets very very excited to see the brand new tube on your dresser, don’t let her twist the bottom and try to apply it to your lips. It will only end in disaster and embarrassment for both of you. (Hehe)
TWICE AS NICE MODELS:
Lastly on the list for this month is the “twice as nice” clit teaser and penetration GOD! (Hehe) Now the one I use at home is the Silver Pearl
($80.00) but not everyone can spend an entire paycheck on a toy, so trust me there are cheaper options. The Silver Pearl (or any cheaper vibe that you find like it) has an incredible rotating shaft and a strong clitoral vibe.
There are also a few distinguished extras. (Oh thank god for those extras!) Located inside the shaft are silver pearls that create this unbelievable sensations which providing a constant, rolling sensation in the vagina. This
toy measures about 6" long, 1 1/2" in diameter.
Since this is my column and I can do whatever I want (yeah right) I have to order you to go out right this second and BUY THIS TOY OR SOMETHING
LIKE IT!!! You will write me and thank me, I promise!!!
I give this toy 5 "untouchable by any other toy" orgasms OHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH
Here are some cheaper, but still orgasm worthy toys.
The Aqua Bunny ($38.00)
Pink Jelly Ele W/pearls ($35.00)
Rabbit Pearl Purple ($23.00)
Well kiddies, I think that’s all on the tour this month. Please join me again next time for the joys of dildos and strap-ons. I promise it will be worth the ride. (What ride me??? What? Hehe)
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