Now, on to more important things... seeing as how all of a sudden all the girls are going blonde around here (... wow, I never knew I was such an influence... lol)
... I decided I needed a change also. So, it's been quite awhile since the last time... Jessika Sterling became a redhead!!!
Needless to say, as my boyz (Bryan and Mike) came to pick me up on a Saturday night... the looks on their faces as I opened my door was priceless.
I think it took everyone a little time to get use to instead of "Barbie"... they got her slutty best friend... "Midge"(... who by the way, is pregnant... she's such a slut!!)
Well, after one or two (...or 5) cocktails at my place... (... and the creation of Bryan's "Toxic Brittany Cocktail"... Malibu/Pineapple/Raspberry Vodka... it's sweet, looks good, but makes you stupid before the first sip!")... we decided to go to the piano bar, Gentry, down the street. Hanging out at the tiny, dark, and smokey Gentry was actually kind of fun, and we continued to cocktail and chat to the musical-stylings of John Jones... who looks surprisingly like that drama-queen Jonathan from the Bravo show "Blow out".
[blonde segue-moment #1]
Ok, I don't know if I'm just seeing things... but, is it just me or does that Jonathan guy wear a really bad hair piece??? You'd think a top hair-stylist could have better hair... damn gurl, what are you smoking to think you look good?!!!
Maybe he's been hanging out with that other brunette on "Designer Guys" who looks like his chunkier brother (... with a really hot husband by the way... mmmm). Have both of them been telling each... "Bitch, you're on TV... you look fabulous ... no, don't worry about having a "BLENDED HAIRLINE" or having the edge of your "piece" stick out in the back" ???!
Poor babies, are there no queens in your life to point this out to you?!!!!
"GURLFRIEND... your hair looks like shit... FIXED IT!!!"
[ Idiot slap upside their "pieces" hoping they'll fall off!}
Anyways, with my boyz and I being serviced by the cute-little-hottie-waiters, Chuckles & Will... we ended up hanging around for a few more than planned... . (... another round of Grasshoppers for everyone!!!) By the time we all started to get green tongues, it was time to head down the street to my favorite hangout ... SIDETRACK!!!! (... I soooo love that place... haha)
We had our usual "Bumper Boyz Night" there... cocktails and chit-chat in the glass bar... then it was off again to venture even further up Halsted Street to Circuit!!... and, say "hI" to my very favorite "door diva", Byrd Bardot!
With her very gracious invitation to come inside, the boyz and I were pleasantly surprised to find out that Suzanne Palmer herself was singing live on stage!!!
WOW... after seeing her down at Disney Gay Day at the "Reunion Pool Party" she really proved that she can belt it out... what a great singer!!!
Well, after her performance, it was a quick wave to owner Mike M... a little more chit-chat with my boyz in attendance... along with Miss Paula Sinclair (..now a singer appearing at Gentry!) and of course Miss Foozie!... then it was kiss-kiss to
Ms. Byrd Bardot one more time and off we went to our next stop of the evening.
We ended our little Bumper-tour of Halsted at Charlies... with a kiss-kiss to my door hotties, Eric and his latin sidekick... past the line we go... and there's my Malibu/pineapple waiting for me from my favorite bartender...Larry! ... accompanied by his fabulously hunky sidekick, Ricardo. (... by the way, both are performers, but were in disguise that night... lol)
Unfortunately, we didn't last long, as I chatted with Greg
(Diva, Monique Marquette out of uniform) I soon felt like a "lit candle" as everyone MELTED from the heat!!!... but, as I tried to get out, everyone kept buying me a cocktail, dammit... .and who am I to not finish a lovely bever'age from a fan?!
[pretentious french accent]