TP Your Sweetheart And Get Loved For It

Thu. August 10, 2000 12:00 AM by Michael Webb

Champaign, IL - Who ever thought toilet paper could be romantic? I never gave it much thought myself until the other day one of those crazy ideas popped into my head. I don't even remember what triggered the thought, but one day when Athena wasn't feeling well I went into her bathroom armed with a black pen and a mission.

I unrolled about 100 feet of the toilet paper and began writing little messages on the paper and rolled it back up for five feet and wrote another message until there were 15 or so on the roll. The messages were simple. Nothing complicated. Nothing too flowery. Just little thoughts to let Athena know I was thinking of her and that she is very special to me.

She was surprised when the first message came around the roll. And then amazed when the 2nd, 3rd and 4th ones showed up. She even admitted to me that she wouldn't go to the bathroom in the middle of the night because she didn't want to accidentally miss one of my notes. Women sure are funny - and sensitive. Guess that's why we guys love them so much.

When you are over at your sweetheart's place, it will take you all of five minutes to do a number on his or her roll of toilet paper. He or she will wonder where you get all your wacky romantic ideas. Shhhh. It will be our secret.

Michael Webb is the best-selling author of The RoMANtic's Guide: Hundreds of Creative Tips for a Lifetime of Love. You can order at Amazon.com or for more of Michael's FREE tips, visit http://www.TheRomantic.com

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