Standing in front of the Mini of Chicago step-and-repeat, with a live microphone and video feed to the venue space of the Park West, I was a nervous wreck. Standing next to the lovely, and incomparable Precious Jewel, we were about to put Ryan and Giuliana to rest. Interviewing and welcoming almost every attendee of the sold out Center On Halsted "On the Red Carpet" Oscar's Party, Precious and I threw sass and whit into the typical red carpet questionnaire. Taking cue from the experienced talents of Precious, I had to pretend that every major Chicago LGBT community member was watching me from the other room, and constantly remind myself that the Kardashians should be everyone's style inspiration, and that Brad Pitt was nominated for his money balls. Needless to say, we werked it out.