Countering claims that Freeman was incoherent and off-balance, and later drunk-dialed 13 of his party guests at 1 a.m. with questions ranging from, "Where you at, bitch?" to "Why don't you like me anymore?" officials released a statement reading, "Jason was very moved by the attendance of all his loving friends, and wishes to extend his deepest gratitude to all who celebrated this milestone with him."
However investigative reports found that Freeman had done a fair share of "extending gratitude" during the party itself.
"I haven't seen that much tongue since the last Feast of the Tabernacle I attended," says one party guest, Xander . "Jason is a very hands on and friendly host. At one point someone asked how long we'd been a couple." Xander adds that he and Freeman aren't dating, but nevertheless found the party a great opportunity for making new friends. Xander says he enjoyed accompanying a group of lesbians to a tattoo parlor following the festivities.