At 6'3" tall and muscles bursting out of his nostrils, 2006 Chicago Gay Games spokes-model WILLIAM BOULWARE Esquire comes pretty close. So when Big Willy asked me to join him and his clan at T's Bar and Restaurant in support of the Euro Games shot party fundraiser I eagerly accepted. Being the only U.S. team invited to play in the Mid-June Euro Games is quite an honor, but it comes with a hefty transcontinental price tag. So I threw down a few bills, took the shot tray and had a little party all to myself, feeding Mr. Big B lots of drinks in the process. I figured the more he drank the prettier I'd get. His unrelenting love of me would soon be realized thus saving me from my humdrum existence of fame, trendy magazine glamour and single-hood. Yet alas, he didn't drink enough. I guess I'll just have to go to Team Chicago's Euro Fundraising Beer Blast Benefit at Crew Bar and Grill on June 11th and give it a second shot – so to speak.