I've always imagined the first gay-themed reality show would be something like "Survivor meets Food Network meets HGTV" where contestants compete for the world's Most Fabulous Pride Party. I can almost hear the host now: "Kyle, your party was lacking color and flair. There were not enough hot men, bitchy twinks, or low-carb hors d'oeuvres—and one of you has to be eliminated this week. So, Kyle, I'm afraid your party is has been cancelled…"