The Family of the title not only refers to Giovanni/Fred's wife and kids, but also to the mobsters he betrayed when he turned state's witness. But that hasn't stopped Don Luchese (Stan Carp), living the life at Rikers, from sending out his minions to finish the job.
Of course, living in sleepy Normandy may kill the Manzonis before the mob does. That is if the Manzonis don't kill the Normandy townspeople first. It doesn't take the Manzoni family long to make their presence felt – Maggie blows up a grocery store after being disrespected, Giovanni/Fred disables a plumber and a fertilizer exec after being disrespected, Belle finds a new use for a tennis racket after being disrespected by a male classmate and Warren turns the tables on some pimply bullies after, you guessed it, being disrespected.
In the midst of all of this, Giovanni/Fred has decided to write his memoirs, which pisses off head Fed Stansfield (Tommy Lee Jones) to no end. Giovanni/Fred also struggles to keep his "sadistic urges," often depicted in fantasy sequences, in check. But the father figure's impulses spill over into every aspect of family life and soon the others find themselves in unpleasant situations. Warren's grades at school are good, but due to his behavior issues he's considered a threat by the students and staff. Belle's seduction of a student teacher backfires on her. Maggie's time in a confessional booth seriously unsettles the local parish priest. Worst of all, instead of trying not to attract attention, Giovanni/Fred becomes something of a local celeb. Then, of course, a team of hit-men arrive to do their bidding, resulting in a violent conclusion.
The Family seems to be unable to make up its mind. When it's a comedy, the laughs are plentiful and satisfying. When it's a crime thriller, the same holds true. Unfortunately, it doesn't do both well at the same time leaving the audience as frustrated as the characters in the movie.