A Boy and His Vagina

As the Mayan Calendar draws to a close, two PhDs; gay vaginista Mike Hunt, and Pulitzer Prize winning author Mona Restin embark on an adventure of epic proportion to save the world from the very evil Kirk Cameron’s quest to take over the planet via his creepy Lord Is Come Network. With the help of renowned vaginal artisan Chlamydia Andromeda, billionaire heiresses Gertrude and Alice Lichtenstein, the lovable accidental terrorists Hammas and Lammas, and the Barbara Streisand loving/Liza hating HOT fireman Jake. As all unite to save the Earth from extinction and bad eighties fashion and existence teeters on oblivion, A Boy and His Vagina bravely asks: Can love find a way? Will Mike and Jake find true happiness at last? Will Mona Restin marry Hollywood bad boy Colin Farrell? Will Kirk Cameron take over the world? With a surprise vaginal cameo by the legendary Dame Judy Dench, ANYTHING is possible!