David Sedaris' anti-holiday show through Dec. 30 Mitchell Fain is unfurling his candy stripe tights once more a ninth consecutive outing. Adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello, and directed by Theater Wit Artistic Director Jeremy Wechsler, the funny, true tale about his less than merry misadventures as a Christmas elf gone bad is a celebration of the desperation of unemployment, the insanity of Christmas shopping and the ineffable "cheer" of the holiday spirit. Crumpet, as Santa's reluctant little helper, struggles to maintain his dignity while confronted by competitive elves, scary Santas, thousands of selfish shoppers and their obnoxious kiddies during the Macy's Christmas rush. First performances 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. Thursdays through Sundays plus two Wednesday performances. Tickets $18 to $35 online or by phone.
Location: Theater Wit, 1229 W. Belmont Ave, Chicago