Continues the run Thursdays through Saturdays, Nov 12 through Dec 5. GAYCO APPLAUDS MAINE'S WISE CHOICE ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE! Maine votes to remain gay party state! Let's face it, Maine is known for exactly three things: Lobsters, lighthouses and luxurious homo dance party extravangazas! Recognizing it's status as the Ibiza of New England, Maine voters decided it didn't want to be the capital of gay domesticity and instead cast ballots in favor of maintaining it's gay-rave, poppers-filled, no-condoms-here reputation. Maine has long attracted an indulgent crowd of party-going glitterati. Says a Bar Harbor resident, "Marriage smacks of responsibility and commitment; we want nothing to do with it. Lobstermen don't want to settle down; they want foam parties with lots of sex." Senator Olympia Snowe (R) chimed in "I'm proud to say that Maine will remain a place where the nations homosexuals can come and eat delicious crustaceans, hike through fabulous national forests and dance shirtless while tripping balls on outrageous amounts of ecstasy."