Vulcan! Roman God of the Forge! Lame and Ugly! Ralph doesn't think so at all. Ralph thinks Vulcan is gorgeous! Written and performed by Mike Driscoll RALPH is a mythic story of love, loneliness and liberation told by a gay schizophrenic living on the edge. Presented in the unique confines of St. Paul's Cathedral 2215 W North Av. as part of Curious Theatre's 20th Rhinoceros Theatre Festival.