Are you still trying to convince your conservative parents to support gay marriage? One of our favorite tweeters, LOLGOP, might’ve just found its most effective slogan yet.

The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. New jokes are posted every day on Twitter. Join the more than 5,700 people who already follow @gaysayer.

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I keep bumping into women at this crowded parade and calling it sex later on the phone with my friends.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) June 24, 2012

Number 10:

I wonder if Target carries those L-shaped sheets that people on TV have sex under.

— Quaking Mirth (@Mirth_Quake) June 19, 2012

Number 9:

Before the word "celebutante," I wasted so much time trying to refer to celebrity debutantes.

— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) June 13, 2012

Number 8:

Masturbation is a perfectly normal part of human life just not on Channing Tatum's front porch according to my arresting officer

— Zackary Ross (@Zackblows) June 20, 2012

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