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LaurenBeth23

City: Buffalo Grove
State: IL
Age: 34
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 145
Hair Color: dk brown
Eye Color: brown
Gender: lesbian female
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i enjoy comedy and music. i love going to dive bars and talking to locals. the less teeth i see on them, the funnier and nicer they usually are. interesting...i like beer. i am very much addicted to diet coke, i bite my nails, ummm i have a doggy named zoey. she is jack russell/rat terrier mixed. i have 7 bros and sisters. but i only live with one and my mom. yes i live at home, but it is great because my mom is fabulous and my brother is 13 and it's fun. i am saving to get a house. i love to travel, and i really just want a girl that DOESN'T LIKE BOYS. thank you. oh and it helps if you'll watch the family guy dvds with me. and the L word. YUM. dykes are hot. CALL ME! ***ever been to Gator's pub and grill in palatine/wheeling?!***

Turn-ons: i am turned on by tight little bodies on blonde, femmy, lipstick lesbians. i have in my head what my ideal girlfriend looks like, but i'm not a shallow asshole, so if you happen to be tall or a little bit thick, and not blonde, well, your cute smile, kind heart and beautiful personality will probably grab me. i like a girl who appreciates my sense of humor. i am a stand up comic, so i need to know some times that i am still doing my job well. i like girls who are nice and not mean. manners are a must! if you don't say please or thank you to me, friends or our server at a restaurant, i consider that kinda rude. but i like hearing burps, so please-the louder the better. if you are out of the closet, you just made yourself super super hot!

Turn-offs: i do not like mean girls. i do not like drugs, but if you smoke pot, i'm not gonna bitch, just don't blow it at me. i don't like hair that is colored red or yellow or blue or whatever. i like blonde highlights, or whatever but the punky hair thing doesn't do it for me. i don't like pushy people. if i feel strongly against something, please don't push me to change my mind. DO NOT LIP SINC TO A SONG THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW. i don't know who looks like the bigger douche: you for moving your lips all the wrong way, or me for watching you do it. i'm turned off by those in the closet by the way.

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