Hell - I don't know. I think each person that has met me probably has their own idea of this. The only thing I can say is I am unique, funny and just a tad bizarre all wrapped up in a preppy form.
Turn-ons:
Real guys, originality, humor, and certainly not shy. You really need to know who you are.
Turn-offs:
Fakes, Too much cologne, people obsessed the the tag on the back of the shirt...