Who stuck their weiner in the peanut butter?!
I am one of the nicest guys ever. People who are pretentious need to be popped in the mouth. I’ve been to 5 countries in Europe and loved all of them but one. I watch the Golden Girls, Fairly OddParents, and South Park. I'm going to be in a Britney Spears video soon. I am the sniper in video games. Those games where you don’t shoot, I drive my car fast and plow into hot dog vendors. I have an inappropriate sense of humor. I love my friends, but have few friends, and multiple acquaintances. I like zombie movies. I use the term 'morbidly obese' for things that are inappropriate. I prefer Argo Tea to Starbucks. I have a car and take public transportation. I have standards that are higher than they should be. I sometimes think funny thoughts and laugh, prompting people to think I’m crazy, and I don’t mind. I’m shy. I don’t approach people due to my fear of rejection. I’m trying to get into better shape. I have no verbal filter. I answer personal questions that most don’t. I'd love to meet new friends. I'm actually located in Chicago, even though the site says Grand Rapids for some reason.
Looking to find friends more than anything. Attraction wise, I'm attracted mostly white guys, older than 21, who take care of themselves, but I can be friends with most anyone.
Muscular guys, short/dark hair, light eyes people that make you their everything, kindness, passionate, caring, sweet, honest, people that make you feel good.
Concieted people, people that think they're better than other people, people that are rude, liars, cigarette smoking, people that have no social/situational skills, and players.