I Don't Trust My Cat...
I'm looking for what every other woman on this site is looking for, so to spend the time typing it all out seems silly to me. Here's some random information about myself: I'm fiercely loyal to friends & family. I love my dog but have an irrational fear of my dog's cat. I love him, but he always looks like he wants to bite me. His nickname is "Little Bastard". I am always working on home improvement projects. It's never-ending, but I love it. I try to accomplish one project or another every weekend. I have an incredible circle of friends who I would do anything for. I'm a drummer/singer/songwriter who plays in the 3-pc, all-female band "1/2 Mad Poet". I also play percussion for L.A.-based singer/songwriter Sean Wiggins when she tours through the Chicago area. I enjoy a variety of sports, but only participate now in golf and softball. Soccer was my sport of choice and I played it for a large portion of my life. That is also the reason why I now only golf and play softball. What else...I have a great job that affords me an equally great lifestyle, but moreso, brings balance to my life. Speaking of sisters (was I? whatevs...), I have one older and one younger and I absolutely adore them. We have a "sister's weekend" every year and it's one of the highlights of my year. I tend to be attracted to feminine women, ranging from lipstick to sporty. My 2nd requirement in a woman is the ability to make me laugh. I'm not into one-nighters and, unless I'm drunk, do not have sex on the first date. That was a joke. WOW, I think I am rambling, but I think you get an idea of the type of person I am and what I look for in a woman. I like pictures in your profile. If you can see me, it's only right that I can see you. Deal? OK, I TRIED DELETING THE FOLLOWING, BUT IT WON'T GO AWAY. IT'S A LITTLE REPETITIVE AND OUTDATED...SORRY.
I've read so many profiles that start off with, "I'm really a fun loving person who loves to make people laugh...". It ruins it for those of us who really are! I do think it's impossible to describe yourself in a few words, but, here goes. I'm really a fun loving person who loves to make people laugh. There, I said it! More importantly, YOU need to make me laugh. In fact, it's my 2nd requirement in a woman. I have an American Pointer named Madison, so you'll have to love dogs. Madison is also a lesbian, but she doesn't have the money to pay for her own profile. Madison has a cat named Romeo, who is not a lesbian. Probably because he's a male. I'm a drummer/singer/songwriter (most recently in TK04 aka ThoseKids and Half Mad Poet). I really enjoy going wherever the moment takes me. I'm fiercely loyal to friends and family. I am a weekend warrior when it comes to working on my house and take great pride in each completed task. Except when I screw something up, then I tell people I hired a crappy contractor. Working on my house is a form of therapy for me. In regards to relationships, I am a lifer. I've been in a 16 year, a 5 year and, most recently, a 20 month relationship that obviously didn't work out or I wouldn't be here. If you were to ask me what I want in a relationship, my answer would be "I want forever". I'm personally not into online relationships and if you live outside of the greater Chicagoland area, well, sorry but that's too far. I also prefer profiles with pics, please. I now return you to your regularly scheduled program...