Smile. Because you are about to meet the Sex Toy Guru.
As all good tour guides do, I’m here as your sex toy guru to take you on a wonderful trip
through the land of sex toys. As your tour guide, it will be my job to introduce you to a few of my favorite play things, tell you a little bit about them, and the rate them in terms of pure orgasmic pleasure (one through five). One being "You'll need a couple of drinks to even want to take this one home" to five being "I couldn't stop screaming Ellen Degeneres' name last night." (hehe I'm sorry I just can't resist her)
I figured, since this was my first time writing a column about toys, and it could be your first time reading about them, we'd both start out as virgins and begin with the simplest, most classic toy around. This magical clitoral stimulator is one of god's first gifts to women, aside from other women of course: it’s called the Hitachi Magic Wand. This large vibrating headed massager works wonders for anyone's clit as well as those sore back muscles after softball practice or a hard day’s work. (Personally, I'd make sure I
washed it first.) But the greatest thing about this powerful massager is that since it IS NOT battery operated, you never have to worry about running out of power at a very critical moment. (if you get what I mean) Lastly, there are attachments (sold separately) for people like me who need penetration as well as clitoral stimulation. The Hitachi Magic Wand's attachments can either focus on general penetration, or even G-spot
stimulation – bonus features – what more could a girl ask for? This vibrating wand is a great first toy for anyone. With all of its features and extras, it’s a true pleaser. And it’s a cheap date that just keeps giving after the initial investment ($39.00-$59.00).
I give this toy 4 outstanding orgasms!!! 0hhh! 0hhh! 0hhh! 0hhh!
Join our tour again soon for a look at new toys, new experiences, and new way for you and or your partner to explore the wonderful world of sex toys. Oh wait! If the Hitachi Magic Wand is not enough for you, there’s always the Hitachi Magic Twin-Head Massager ($95) and like they always say, “two heads are better than one.” And they aren’t kidding.
Contact me with any questions, concerns, and of course praise any time!