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First Tower now The VIRGIN MEGASTORE CLOSING!!!!!
Now the only option I have is Borders and Books. It's getting very hard to find imported music and movies in the stores now a days. The selection at blockbuster sucks, unless you're happy with watching movies like OCEANS 11. What ever happened to the days when people actually supported their favorite groups by buying the whole album? A lot of people miss out on some great songs just because they want to download the most popular one. Oh yes and they want to be cheap!!!

Regular radio sucks!!! I have a satellite radio, so I don't have to deal with the crap on regular radio (actually I do like the political talk shows on the AM).

Anyway the last time I did check it out the only real new stuff was that Hip Hop crap, which I don't listen to because:
01. I'm not a sixteen year old girl.
02. I'm not a suburban kid with a lot of money to burn.

I really hate ordering from the internet because you have to worry about your package being lost or stolen (by the U.S. postal people) or getting the wrong item shipped, then you have to go through the whole song and dance with the package, re-rapping it, postage then you have to wait again.

You hot weather bastards! ! ! !
I wish I had something to do with the cold weather.
It was nice to see all those suckers freezing their
asses off. They looked at me like I was crazy just
because I was wearing my jacket and sweater that
morning. Well I couldn't help but laugh at the
same people on my way home. They looked very
pathetic freezing at the bus stop that afternoon.

It was nice to see to streets nice and empty again,
but nothing could stop those WIFI users, those twerps
are unstoppable.

I stopped to take a glance at some
of those screens to see what important research was
being looked up. Well as I guessed they were on YOUTUBE
and other various music and entertainment websites.

Have you ever watched a movie drunk and then the next
morning you don't know if the movie was any good, but you
sure do remember thinking it was good that night.

I got out my private stash of Jack Daniels and put
on that movie SHAUN OF THE DEAD, which I was
dead set against watching. I never did like movies that
spoof horror movies. But after a few sips of jack
(I like it straight or on the rocks)that movie wasn't
half bad, I even managed to navigate through the extras
(after waking up from a half drunken stuper).
I drank about a TALL size cup from STARBUCKS worth of jack.

--The signs of possession--

People being able to levitate without any exterior help or art.

People being able to speak foreign or unknown languages (glossolalia) without any prior knowledge of them. Inquisitors used to ask questions in foreign languages (german, latin,) and expected answers in the same language.

People being able to inform about events occuring in distant places or in the future.

People being able to discover hidden things without any knowledge of them.

People being able to guess thoughts and feelings that are not expressed to them.

Other visible signs of possessions include contortions, unnatural body movements, insults, blasphemies, stigmata or wounds that vanish as quickly as they appear.

I often wonder if there is such a thing? In the thousands of times that i've been to public urinals, i've never seen anybody change the urinal block. Yet I go the very next day and there it is a fresh brand new urinal block!!! You would think that somebody would've spotted her at least once (if you were down wind of her you'd smell the urinal block). One thing though she'd have to be able to wave a wand and have them appear because I don't think she'd have the time to go to every urinal and drop one in, that would take all day especially when she's working the Sears Tower. Have you ever tried to carry a couple of boxes full of urinal blocks well believe me it's no easy task, especially when trying to munch on a Rice Crispy Treat at the same time. I wonder if she works in third world countries? I don't think they'd have much need for them over there. Unless someone can come up with a handy way of hanging them over a latrine. I believe that if someone were to invent a urinal block that worked in a latrine, that person would hold the key to world peace. Imagine a country that is all of a sudden presented with fresher smelling toilets and urinals, that country would surely be so gratefull that they would present the inventor with a key to the city and maybe even have a day named after that person and on that day a parade would be thrown in their honor with huge urinal block floats and people wearing urinal block hats. If the urinal block fairy does exist and I were to meet her I would have one question for her: Is there such a thing as a Urine Undertow? and if caught in one how do you get out.

Well people corruption wins out again. We now have to endure 4 more years of the same bulls**t!!! This f**k is no different from his father (god rest his soul in hell). I can only hope that Jesse Jackson Jr's wife (sandi Jackson) keeps her promise to keep on Daley like stink on s**t, keeping track of every move this snake makes.

One time I thought I found the body of Jesus in the back of my refrigerator. I was less worried about the impact on the church than on the smell in my kitchen. However, it turned out to be 3 month old lasagna, so Christianity was safe for the time being.

Jesus appearing in a dog’s crotch (is that Jesus on the tip of his penis?) that’s great. Next time he’ll appear on a slice of wonder bread if he already hasn’t. Those so inclined see Jesus just about everywhere even on a bridge abutments water stains. Images such as these only confirm my belief extreme religious people suffer from mental illness. I once tried to reproduce a jesus stain with urine but unfortunately I didn't have enough urine. I've often fantasized about producing a jesus urine stain that makes it onto the spanish news, I imagine all those people leaving roses around my stain and I would try to see if I could sneak into one of the camera shots so that I can then go home and watch myself gloating, As I gloat over the image of me gloating, it would be like one of those picture in picture deals when viewed from afar.

I'll never understand how people just accept certain days as a sort of holiday, just because some marketing dopes were able to fool them into thinking that they need to do what every body else is doing. I'm talking about Valentines Day!!! Every time I walk by a store and see one of those displays, I wish that I could produce some vomit not to much but just enough to give that store window a once over.

Now onto people that go on shooting rampages. I urge you, please stop using the trench coat!!! Aren't there any other types of jackets that you can wear? Rampage Shooters have given the trench coat a bad rap. It's difficult for me to go into my local jewel with my umbrella tucked under my trench coat thanks to you people. Are there any fashion people out there that can give'em any suggestions? I would recommend a 2 piece suit, no body would ever suspect a guy in a 2 piece suit. The only problem is where to put the shot gun. You might have to change your weapon of choice. Why not try a snub nose, although you might not be able to takeout as many people as you wanted but hey you can't have your cake and eat it too. I guess you're going to have to learn to be selective, that's the best that I can do until some body comes up with some other type of outfit to use. How about the classic all black outfit, black pants-black sweater-black skull cap-and the classic black face. The seventies is back baby!!! If you get caught just break into a rendition of MAMMY, and tell the police that it was some other guy dressed in black.