Confessions of a Twenty-Something

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Friday 7/28/2006

Gay lovin' with a gay hater: priceless

Remember Fred Phelps? He's the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church, the religious hate group known for preaching that God hates homosexuals and will punish both them and "fag enablers"

You also might remember Phelps gaining national attention for protesting and disturbing the funerals of American servicemen killed in Iraq blasting the United States government, the deceased soldiers, and their families. Their group has claimed that events such as the September 11 attacks and Hurricane Katrina, are caused by God because of his hatred of homosexuals and America's tolerance of them.

Will and Grace caused 9/11?

Anyway I haven't heard about him in years. In fact the last time I heard about his group was when I saw them in person when I was counter protesting their protest of the play The Matthew Shepard Story in Wausau, Wisconsin. Why they felt they it would make an impact to come up north to our part of the woods and the little town of Wausau was beyond me.

Needless to say an Australian reporter decided to give his son Fred Phelps Jr. a taste of his own medicine. Hearing someone say "you're a fag-ass pervert" is hilaaaaaaaarious, haha. Check it out:

Thursday 7/27/2006

Wanna Blowjob?

My wisdom teeth are coming in and they huuuuuuuuuuurt!

Frank Failing took these photos, who knew he also could stand in as a medical photographer. His talents= endless

Dood, let me give you some advice. Have those suckers pulled as soon as possible! I waited to late to get mine pulled and i had to get them surgically removed. If i would've got them pulled sooner, it would've saved myself a lot of greef and money. I guess the only good thing about it was that i got to get some of that laughing gas, it was a very weird feeling.

Posted by zoozoo6 on Monday, 7/31/2006 10:41AM

Yes, the dumb ass doesn't even know that it's coming in BENT, English for GAY . . . opposite of STRAIGHT . . . the English know how to communicate . . .

His problema is that it will have to be removed surgically . . . mucho PAIN . . . I could do it as I have done over 500 autopsies . . . on dead people, don't you know??? Hehehehehehe . . . I never tell a lie . . .

Posted by ChicCoyote on Saturday, 8/5/2006 1:51AM

Does a swizzle stick ever coming into play when one is performing an autopsy?

Posted by zoozoo6 on Saturday, 8/5/2006 10:21PM

Nope, never . . . it's a queer thing that's used to clean your dirty, auditory orifices . . . I preferred to employ a Bard-Parker #22 Blade held between my thumb and index finger, sans holder, and was still able to open the chest cavity in under 22 seconds, including breaking the rib cage to expose the block of organs. But you babes need to understand that I was able to perform that swiftly over 40 years ago and need to practise to repeat my stellar performance . . . Are you available for me to practise UPON??? CALL 555-123-6969 and leave a message, all calls will be returned within a Blue Moon . . . or when Mr Bush croakes . . . God Bless this great country of ours. God Save the Queens.

Posted by ChicCoyote on Sunday, 8/6/2006 3:44AM

Does an "auditory orifice" have anything to do with being probed? Are you currently in possession of one of those "Bard-Parker" doo hickies? This opening of the chest cavity sounds interesting, is there at least some kind of foreplay involved to warm up the patient for said chest opening? If there is does hand manipulation have a hand in it at all? If it feels anything like when I had my pipes realigned (or when I had my ashes hauled)I'm in!!!!!

Posted by zoozoo6 on Tuesday, 8/8/2006 9:09PM

Wednesday 7/26/2006

Gay Shocker!

Lance is a mo! That's Will and Grace talk for homo of course. What a delight!...He's only the third ugliest member of Nsync :) Check out the quotes I picked up from "The Queen of all Media", Mr/Mrs. Perez Hilton.

On When He Knew He Was Gay

- "I've known my whole life. I always knew and dealt with it; it's nothing that was confusing to me. I told myself, 'This is what you are. This is the way you were born.'"

On His Bandmates

- Some of the guys of course suspected because we were like brothers, so when you're with someone that much, they're like 'Why aren't you hitting on women all the time and acting like a rock star?' Because I was a good Christian boy, that's why.

On Dating Reichen
- "I'm dating this person, which is very new and I'm loving it. We're just taking it one day at a time, and slow, and very supportive."

-Perezhilton.com

Wednesday 7/26/2006

i heart chicago

You've gotta love this city. We have the skyscrapers of New York and the sandy beaches of LA...oh and the hot boys of the Midwest. I partook in Chicago's sandy beaches and one of it's hot midwesterners today. I've been picking sand out of my hair and ass crack for hours.

Tuesday 7/25/2006

You say Pineapples I say Oranges

Goshers I love this man/drag fabuleux...last April we both club hopped in WeHo till her makeup was smeared on my makeup and mine on hers...Here we are at Circuit playing with eachothers fruitage as usual. Lets do New York next, shall we Dame Foozie?!

<3

Oh Twenty-Something, you are truly under the "fruity" spell of Miss Foozie. Those wonderful squeezable fruits are really Ruby Reds, the fantastic varietal of the grapefruit clan . . . Grapes??? now there is a real misnomer . . . but they are a designated Fruit of The Loom for everyone to fondle.

Posted by ChicCoyote on Tuesday, 7/25/2006 11:26PM

Gee CC, are you always so picky about your fruits? :)

So who got to take home the big bottle of Absolut? You know, if you held the grapefruits just below the bottle, it could look like.. uhh.. nevermind.

Posted by CPMatt on Wednesday, 7/26/2006 12:36PM

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