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Monday 3/5/2007

HARDCORE Trashy: So Hot Right Now

Wear it proudly!

Let them pants hang low, show those guns, and grab a 40.

Dirty wifebeater? BONER.

Sorry MiniBar foo foo's...stints in rehab, drunken belligerence, and white trailer trash is the sexy of the moment. Just watch.

Photos by New York based photographer, Joe Oppedisano.

Monday 3/5/2007

Feeling Lucky?

We're so proud of our little boy!

ChicagoPride's own Ryan Kolodziej worked his magic once again for Nightspot's St. Patrick's Day Cover, what does his magic involve specifically?...

Getting people naked!...and bitch is a pro.

Here are some sample shots from the shoot, what'll make the cover? Hit the newstands NEXT Tuesday to find out!

If I'm a pro at getting people naked, then you would be a pro at.......?

Posted by CPRyan on Monday, 3/5/2007 12:29AM

I'm so glad you are pre-advertising your upcoming cover . . . I'm looking forward to seeing it in print . . .
I'M SO EXCITED . . .

Posted by ChicCoyote on Monday, 3/5/2007 12:59AM

I know I'm getting a funny feeling "down there" just thinking about it.

Posted by JustinBoltz on Monday, 3/5/2007 1:00AM

Justin, that's just another herpes outbreak coming on.

Posted by CPRyan on Monday, 3/5/2007 1:41AM

Hey, I had nothing to do with said breakout!!!

Posted by zoozoo6 on Monday, 3/5/2007 12:48PM

Monday 3/5/2007

The Most Hated Whore On The Web

Sad, sad

(M)ann Coulter, is the craziest cunt conservative that's ever blabbed their skeletor ass on TV. It's funny how flag waving fanatic she is, yet she says those most unamerican things I've ever heard. Here's a snippet from the speech you've probaly all seen:

Yeah she said a homophobic slur...it sucks...it's wrong, but this hate monger has quite a history of vomitting out ignorant quotes...here's some examples of (M)ann's other "insights" from years past:

"[Anti-war Democrats] know that the American people support defending America, unlike them. Their real feelings are coming out as much as they can right now, which is that they're desperately dying to provide aid and support to al-Qaeda."
-- Ann Coulter on WOR radio, September 21, 2002

"...a cruise missile is more important than Head Start."
-- Ann Coulter, Nov. 2001 speech rebroadcast by C-Span in Jan. 2002

On Islamic extremists: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."
-- Ann Coulter, National Review Online, September 2001

To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war."
-- Ann Coulter, MSNBC

"If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one [child] gunman. ... Don't pray. Learn to use guns."
-- Ann Coulter, Politically Incorrect, December 18, 1997

CRAZY BITCH

Who the fuck is this woman? She's a loon!

Posted by CPRyan on Monday, 3/5/2007 12:28AM

Satan's evil whore daughter w/ highlights.

Posted by JustinBoltz on Monday, 3/5/2007 12:36AM

Bad highlights at that!

Posted by CPRyan on Monday, 3/5/2007 1:42AM

Actually i've always thought that Hitler was kinda sexy (power turns me on) plus as justin knows, theres nothin sexier that a man in uniform.

Posted by zoozoo6 on Monday, 3/5/2007 12:51PM

J-

Way to go with this post, babe! I'm proud of you for going out there and saying what needed to be said...and for documenting her bullshit!

Scott

Posted by sbfoval on Monday, 3/5/2007 1:10PM

Saturday 3/3/2007

Why Do They Try?

Popular blogger, Ethan Reynolds and Rascal exclusive, Benjamin Bradley...

I know they can't fucking stand eachother...check out the new video post on Ethan's Bratboyschool.com:

Haha I know you totally didn't get 2 mins into it before you started skipping ahead or stopped the clip completely. The chemistry between these two or as fake as their pec implants. I mean I know they're purdy and all but that sure doesn't make them interesting.

My only curiousity lies in their scheme to take over the world with their scads of stripping gigs. Aww bless their souls.

That was about the most boring clip I have ever watched. I agree with you 100% Justin!

Posted by CPRyan on Saturday, 3/3/2007 11:40AM

You need to watch it with your panties off.

Posted by zoozoo6 on Monday, 3/5/2007 12:52PM

Saturday 3/3/2007

Dear Justin Timberlake

Will you "give it to me" like you did in Timberland's new video...

could you "give it to me" in the butt preferably?

Timberland, the man behind the 90's sexiest R&B artists and Nelly Furtado's new LP has got a new video out featuring Nelly herself along with oh so edible Justin Timberlake.

Timblands "Shock Value" is in stores 4.3.07...check out the video for the first single:

Shock Value in stores 4.3.07