Confessions of a Twenty-Something

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Monday 3/26/2007

Another One Bites The Dust

Clarke's after dark kicks the bucket...so long sucka's

Sunday 3/25/2007

I Saw Them First

Fat media whore and fellow blogger, Perez Hilton, takes my sloppy seconds of Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds at his birthday bash in Vegas.

BTW I have those underwear.

First two photos by Frank Failing of Male Image Photography.

Ew, that's Perez Hilton? GROSS!

Posted by CPRyan on Friday, 3/30/2007 3:31PM

Sunday 3/25/2007

OOOoo Vintage

Photos from the drunkfest before last...did that make sense?

i like your friend. he's cute.

Posted by CPJason on Monday, 3/26/2007 10:17AM

Uh, where's your other hand ! ! ! !

Posted by zoozoo6 on Wednesday, 3/28/2007 9:27AM

Saturday 3/24/2007

I'm On The Prowl Bitches

I'm going to be falling down Halsted tonight doing much of what you see above...

...cop a feel and say hello!

emphasis on "cop a feel."

Posted by foxyloxylikesthecocksy on Saturday, 3/24/2007 4:43PM

Well, at least it is not a 'Bud' . . . simple Clydesdale piss . . . yuck . . . Frank

Posted by ChicCoyote on Saturday, 3/24/2007 10:31PM

Yes i agree, i'm pretty sure that if you were to pan down, you'd see that they have each others members in their filthy little hands and if you panned to the rear you'd notice a little manipulation there too, who will eventually wind up on top is anybodys guess (throw in a mechanical bull and you got yourself a barrel of monkeys squeezing juice out of every orifice that you can fit a ronco hand de-fuser into).

Posted by zoozoo6 on Saturday, 3/24/2007 10:33PM

top? did you say top? neither of those bitches are tops! hee hee.

Posted by CPRyan on Sunday, 3/25/2007 4:39AM

It was fucking ridiculous!!!...I can't wait for Amanda Brandt's night at The Gramercy on Wed!

Posted by JustinBoltz on Sunday, 3/25/2007 1:12PM

ok - so i have a feeling that the one of the right is DEFINITELY a big slut bottom, but the one on the left is definitely a top man's man. definitely. look at that stud of a man.

Posted by foxyloxylikesthecocksy on Monday, 3/26/2007 1:02AM

Saturday 3/24/2007

Model Meltdown

Chicago native and America's Next Top Model Season 1 winner, Adrian Curry, sounds like she's headed the rehab direction with the rest of her starlits peers.

Her Myspace title reads: "FAME...Its only a punch, drug bust, or public defecation away!!!

That's a little cynical, don't you think?

Check out her latest blog entry:

"We are going to the shrink today. Boy, do I need it. I have been worn thin. I am stressed, my anxiety is out the roof, my body is weak, I've lost 10 pounds from being sick, and I'm depressed. I hate to say it, but I used to fall into these funks all the time in my teens. It's been a while since I suffered one. I think I may ask if it's time to be put on some meds again. Being in this state of mind is very dangerous for me. The last thing I need is to be offered drugs at this weak state. I'd cave. It's funny, people always assume that celebrities have these great lives, yadda yadda yadda...In reality, most of us are ALL FUCKED UP. The ones who look the most normal, and are the most successful, are the ones who are fucked up the most! How I wish I could share some of my stories on these people with you all. Loose lips sink ships though. At least I can admit that I am unhealthy in the mind. Many dont, and then go bonkers. I was diagnosed in my teens, and it doesn't just go away. I wish it did."

Boohoo fame sucks.

I love Adrian! I went to High School with her (Go Steelman!)

Posted by CPRyan on Saturday, 3/24/2007 1:16PM

I wonder if she makes whats his face act like peter brady when they role play in bed.

I wonder if she takes his brady man-juice.

I wonder if she pretends to be marsha.

I wonder if she wears a wig when she plretends to be marsha.

I wonder if she thinks alice is a pain in the ass.

I wonder if she ever watches any of the episodes with her pants off.

I wonder if she ever thinks that jan could use a good sploogin.

I wonder if she thinks that sam the butcher should go f*** himself.

I wonder if she thinks how different her life would've been if she nailed little bobby instead.

I wonder if she would kick my ass if she found out that I wrote this (so keep your mouth shut you little meat wedge you! ! ! ).

Posted by zoozoo6 on Saturday, 3/24/2007 10:43PM

Dear Zoo Zoo, to answers your questions:

I wonder if she makes whats his face act like peter brady when they role play in bed.
yes she does and it's HOT. she plays alice.

I wonder if she takes his brady man-juice.
a TRUE woman swallows, duh

I wonder if she pretends to be marsha.
not Marsha; ALICE! Alice was the sex kitten on the show and Adrian is a sex kitten.

I wonder if she wears a wig when she plretends to be marsha.
She wears and apron (and nothing else) when pretending to be Alice

I wonder if she thinks alice is a pain in the ass.
This question is null

I wonder if she ever watches any of the episodes with her pants off.
All the time

I wonder if she ever thinks that jan could use a good sploogin.
What's a sloogin? Did you mean sluggin? Sweetie, your worse than Justin with your typos! ha ha

I wonder if she thinks that sam the butcher should go f*** himself.
She does

I wonder if she thinks how different her life would've been if she nailed little bobby instead.
Um..ew!

I wonder if she would kick my ass if she found out that I wrote this (so keep your mouth shut you little meat wedge you! ! ! ).
Yes she would and I am SOOOOO telling her. (j/k) and I have a LARGE meat wedge, thank you very much!

Posted by CPRyan on Sunday, 3/25/2007 4:43AM

I knew you were old bitch.

Posted by JustinBoltz on Sunday, 3/25/2007 1:13PM

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