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My rides
Gave up car for bike. For the salacious, that means I have a nice ass.
For everyone else, I'm the godless commie homo that Cold War America feared I'd grow up to become. Giving up Big Auto and Big Oil came easily.
My road bike is a LeMonde Buenos Aires. I fly on this bike and the Aero-bars create a tuning fork hum in high winds and at high speeds.
My ATB is a Rocky Mountain getting on in years but surviving Chicago salty winters by the magic of rust proofing. I can ride to zero comfortably with the right gear, but it's summer, now, and it's just spandex and sunscreen.
A helmet saved my life from a twenty mph collision with the pavement of Lake Cook Road so I'm here today not being a vegetable dip, but a bike-riding one. Always wear one.
 
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Hey, fellow cyclist. Here's tip to make ya ride faster. I find that trimming my bush gives me the aerodynamic advantage and it helps me cut through the wind.
P.S. If you go down rush street and you see a puddle of water stay away, it's horse urine!!!
I was advised to trim my Bush and avoid horse urine.
Hey, I didn't vote for him and I'd rather depilate the Motherfucker, not just trim him.
As for horse urine, as much as I like water sports, I'm avoiding Dick Cheney.
As for my pubes, of course I trim. Can't have them bunching up under the spandex, and, if I leave them long and braid them, they get caught in the spokes.
...and who would want that? LOL over and over
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