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Wednesday 3/7/2007

I'm Not A Clown Fucker!

clown fucker: a gentleman (usually identifying as straight) who only fucks drag queens (men dressed as women for performance purposes)when they are "painted" or in full drag.

I LOVE drag queens, don't get me wrong, but I don't want to fuck them in drag. Some I wouldn't mind plowing as a boy, but never fully dressed up.

And I apologize to Teri Yaki for using her face in this picture, but she's the only queen I've shot that has given me a great cum face!

Girl, You a drag hag!

Posted by JustinBoltz on Thursday, 3/8/2007 12:15AM

Drag hag.... I like it. Better than clown fucker.

Posted by CPRyan on Thursday, 3/8/2007 3:26PM

Monday 3/5/2007

MySpace Survey

So as most of you know, the surveys posted in the bulletins on MySpace usually suck major ass. Well, I came upon this one and just had to share it with the world. Call me lame, but MySpace rules! And if you want to add me as a friend, the link is : www.myspace.com/jeepwranglerx2005

1.You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
Him. That bastard has to be loaded.

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias who is it?
Eduardo Phillipe Jose Gonzales. I always wanted to be Latin.

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
That square state. Montana?

4. You wake up as the opposite gender - what's the one thing you wanna try?
Well, it sure as hell ain't having my period!

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Whichever one WASN'T Harrison Ford

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Barbie. I always had to play with my girlfriend's

7. Top three celebrities you wanna do?
Clive Owen, Ed Harris, Skeet Ullrich

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Female

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Scream 3

10. Worst thing you've ever said out loud?
It gets worse and worse every day

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal?
Pizza

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Have heterosexual sex

13. Before you die you want to go to...?
Australia

14. Something you'd really like to do but probably wont ever be able to do?
Have a kid

15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Ring tailed lemur

16. A drug you'll never try?
Acid

17. If you were an animal what would you be?
Any bird so I could fly

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
Danielle Purcell

19. What's something most people don't know about you?
Why would I tell you?

20. First celebrity crush?
Toni Braxton (I THOUGHT i was straight, ok?)

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
A camera that shoots laser beams out of the shutter

23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
white toast with a smidge of butter

24. Favorite parody movie?
Saved!

25. Worst way to die?
anything slow and painful

26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
This one kid broke his arm in grade school and it snapped between his wrist and elbow and his arm was just dangling there. Makes me want to throw up just thinking about it

27. The worst injury you've ever had?
I had 6 stiches on my chin when I was 8 when I slipped in the bathroom

28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
the potatoes

29. Sport you hate the most?
Football.....LAME

30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Phoenix is next

31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Men

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Clive Owen. One word: Closer

33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
kewl

34. What makes an awesome party?
liquor of course

35. What's your material obsession?
My cameras

36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?
that i'm a tease

37. Favorite kind of dog?
Miniature Pinscher

38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Cotton candy

39. Morning or night person?
Used to be a morning person, now a definite night owl

40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
i don't have any habits when i'm drunk or high because that rarely happens

41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
Sega Genesis

42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
Cheese sticks

43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
Probably at a bar or sleeping

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Keven is a hoot and I love Ricardo

45.Worst job you've ever had?
I worked at a Casino as a cashier and it was hell.

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
Ummmm, my friends don't make fun of me. What kind of friends do you have?

47. Favorite cereal?
Cheerios

48. Book you could read repeatedly?
The Bible (ha ha)

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
I'm never mean

50. What's your favorite movie quote?
"Learn it, Love It, Live It!"- Jawbreaker

I've got a boner...i mean bone to pick with you, how come you didn't work yours truly in to the blog,...did they have a who's your favorite midget columnist question?

Posted by JustinBoltz on Tuesday, 3/6/2007 4:35PM

Well, if your skank ass would ever call a bitch to go out, then you MIGHT have been the answer to number 44...pooh bear

Posted by CPRyan on Tuesday, 3/6/2007 6:11PM

Monday 3/5/2007

Why Do I Bother?

A dear old friend of mine asked if he could stop by today to see my new apartment. I was thrilled!

So I proceeded to tidy up the place a bit. You need to keep in mind that I'm an obssesive compulsive neat freak, so my place is practically spotless nonetheless.

Well, it's difficult to keep the bathroom clean. Am I right? Especially when you have a beard you trim. Those tiny little hairs get everywhere! So I scrubbed the shit out of my bathroom (NO pun intended you sick bastards) Cleaned the toilet bowl, scrubbed the tiles, rinsed the sink and tub, Windexed the mirror, THE WORKS. I know it isn't that large, but it's still hard work.

Anyhow, how about I get to the point of this blog, huh? Point being: HE NEVER EVEN USED THE FACILITY! And I've noticed that when I have other friends come over (after I have cleaned the bathroom meticulously) that they don't even use it! What's the deal? Does the majority of the population have a fear of using someone elses bathroom? Even to just take a leak?

So if you're ever over at my place, please use the bathroom (number one only, ha ha)!

If i went to your bathroom I would:

01.definately check the medicine cabinet, i'd like to see what type of anti-psychotic medication you're on.

02.I'd piss in your sink so you would think that I didn't use the toilet.

Posted by zoozoo6 on Tuesday, 3/6/2007 12:47PM

Alas, I have no medication in my cabinet. All you would find is shaving cream, my Mach3, Saline Solution, extra boxes of contacts, nail clippers, tweezers, deodorant, and a box of bandaids that haven't been opened since 2002 (think I need a new box?)

Posted by CPRyan on Tuesday, 3/6/2007 12:57PM

And you would piss in my toilet? Ew!

Posted by CPRyan on Tuesday, 3/6/2007 6:11PM

Sunday 3/4/2007

Hot Mother Fuckers

Some enticing photos of my "models" today.

droooooooool

Posted by JustinBoltz on Sunday, 3/4/2007 11:34PM

looooooooord.

Posted by zoozoo6 on Tuesday, 3/6/2007 12:48PM

Sunday 3/4/2007

Cheers!

So my photo shoot for the cover of Nightspots went very well. The boys behaved, including myself (although I was damn tempted!!) Look for issue next Tuesday!

After the shoot, Dave, Brady, Ricardo (who so graciously let me use his place to shoot) and myself had some champagne.

That shit makes you bubbly!

In my case, the bubbly makes me shit.

Posted by zoozoo6 on Tuesday, 3/6/2007 12:50PM

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