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Saturday 3/31/2007

Goodbye Vanity, Hello Regina!

With Vanity Fair having left the Paper Dolls show at Mary's Attic, they of course needed a replacement. Who other than Regina Upright to take over the show?!

Now me and Regina go waaaaaaaay back, so she asked me to create a new flyer for the show. I had fun creating this one!

She's an UGLY bitch in soooooooo many ways and the two of you go back forever? Oh, I could have guessed. My story about this cunt is . . . I had to protect the clothing of Tiffany Todd at the drug-dead Mashed Potato Club cuz this bitch/whore had the addiction to cut-up the attire of other DQ's who were performing . . . and to also key the car of the owner . . . Now, if the Twins in Andersonville think they had a hand full of shit with Vanity and her crowd, just wait until the new bitch at Mary's Attic shows off her style . . . hehehehehehehehehe . . . you get what comes your way always . . . Frank - The World is My Playpen, don't you know . . .

Posted by ChicCoyote on Sunday, 4/1/2007 10:52PM

Man, I love drama

Posted by JustinBoltz on Sunday, 4/1/2007 11:18PM

NO NO NO honey, The World is My Pigpen!!
Do you wanna join?

Posted by zoozoo6 on Monday, 4/2/2007 9:48AM

Oh, Frank, you're just jealous that she looks better in a gown than you!

Posted by CPRyan on Monday, 4/2/2007 5:16PM

No, not at all, I just wish I could decapitate my adversaries like her . . . it's a Cunt-O-Drama skill . . . inborn in most drag queens . . .

Posted by ChicCoyote on Tuesday, 4/3/2007 4:55PM

someone needs to back the fuck up...Regina is very professional, has NEVER cut or stolen a piece of drag in her life (she has more drag than she knows what to do with) You obviously have your drag queens mixed up honey...

Posted by Richardwb2 on Thursday, 4/5/2007 12:07AM

Ouch! Burn number two for Mr. Frank! I would keep your 71 year old mouth shut from here on out before some drag queen hunts you down! ;)

Posted by CPRyan on Thursday, 4/5/2007 2:57PM

I'm gonna have to go with Frank on this one....Vanity Fair is my lovah

Posted by JustinBoltz on Friday, 4/6/2007 5:58PM

Justin your CowCatcher is dragging.

Posted by zoozoo6 on Friday, 4/6/2007 10:16PM

Hey RYAN, you see all the friggin drama you started.

Posted by zoozoo6 on Friday, 4/6/2007 10:19PM

Friday 3/30/2007

Moving Home

Ugh, it has finally come to the point where I have to move back home with ma and pa to save money to move into the city.

You see, I'm THE WORST at saving money and whoring yourself on the street doesn't make as much as you think (ha ha). And staying in my current apartment (which is outrageously priced) is not helping the matter.

But no need to fret, I will still be in the city shooting as much as I was before, if not more to get away from my crazy PFLAG mom and bible-thumping dad.

We make the perfect family, don't we?

Thursday 3/29/2007

Gramercy Was A Hit (I Think)

Well, the night of anticipation has finally happened and is over with. The Gramercy opened last night to a dismal crowd but soon filled up as the night progressed. Amanda did a great job keeping everyone in order (except the 13 drunks that passed out, ha, ha, j/k)

Three numbers were performed by Vanity Fair, Walter and Amanda Brandt. Vanity and Walter made great use of the bar and Amanda must have walked up and down the corridor of the club 10 times strutting her stuff.

Chicagopride.com's very own Justin Boltz and Frank Failing were on hand to consume most of the liquor and make utter fools of themselves (like we didn't see that one coming?)

I fell in love with a boy from Denver (pictured with me) whose number I forgot to get and name I cannot remember. Must have been true love, huh?

Be sure and come out next Wednesday and every Wednesday after that!

AWESOME photos shot by yours truly can be found:

http://ryank.smugmug.com/gallery/2641243

Thursday 3/29/2007

Drunk and Drunker

Oh, Frank and Justin! When will you two learn to handle your liquor?!?!

I'm bringing trashy drunk back in style betch

Posted by JustinBoltz on Thursday, 3/29/2007 2:20PM

SAY WHAT?, HANDLE IT? . . . I do that very nicely . . . my Scotch is like water, just down it . . . the hatch that is . . .

Posted by ChicCoyote on Sunday, 4/1/2007 10:19PM

Tuesday 3/27/2007

Miss Foozie Nightspots Cover

Be on the lookout for next week's Easter issue of Nightspots featuring Miss Foozie on the cover! Issue comes out Tuesday, April 3rd.

Here is a sneak peek!