I'm going to California. On the second week of April my mom and my aunts and uncles have planned a family gathering for one of my aunt's birthday. Of course, they had to do it the Filipino style. There's going to be flowers, food, dancing, and some sort of variety show entertainment. Some of my cousins are singing. There's going to be a family group song. And it's going to be performed like that "we are the world" music video back in the 80s....eeek...goosebumps. At this point I'm not going to be surprised anymore if the Oldies plan to do the Spaghetti dance.
I'm going to New York. On June for my 27th birthday. I get to see what's the hype about. I'm excited but unfortunately I will be with my mom and dad. LOL. Which means I won't get to experience the whole NY scene...I'm going to have to stick with the PG-13 locations. Oh well...it is what it is.
I've sign up again on facebook, myspace, and friendster. I'm updating them really slowly but it's nice to be able to connect again with everyone. Connect...I remember getting hit on, about 2 years ago, by this one guy from South Carolina and he kept on saying "I hope we can connect sometime" Connect? Is that another word for hook up? I didn't get the gay memo about that one.
The scary one in American Idol is finally eliminated. I knew she would not go far. She'ss too different for mainstream television.
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And I thought it was because you ate a lot of raw fish(EEWW).
2) If I’m not paying you, don’t tell me what to do with my hair. A gay
friend once talked me into a spiral perm -- in 2003!
3) Don’t claim you like shopping, then get pissed and just sit in the “man chair.” Good gay shopping partners text-message while I shop happily.
4) There’s no such thing as too much gay bedroom talk. You’ve given me the best advice on blow jobs.
5) Never say pussy smells like fish, because balls can smell like burritos -- and I’d rather have fish than Mexican.
6) I like the term fag hag. Even though you’re taking two derogatory things and smashing them together, it works. It’s real.
7) My sense of personal history is Madonna-centric: The start of my stand-up career? That was during Blond Ambition. First breakup? When the Sex book came out. Her “Frozen” period? That was when I was all about yoga and wearing lots of oils.
8) Gay guys should really check out the Discovery Channel reality show Deadliest Catch. It’s deep-sea fishermen, the butchest of the butch. The guys are so straight that it’s really like porn.
9) I don’t expect you to pay for dinner, but you’d better take me someplace where I can spot the fancy, top-shelf, boldface gays -- the ones you link to from your blog.
10) Forgive yourselves about your bodies already. If you can’t, then shut up about it.
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"It looks like my daddys".
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